As their presence would risk giving Lincoln a raging freedom boner. Who dares awaken the great Emancipenis
Seriously (see minute 2:00), who is this guy?
Oh, that’s right. He’s the guy who the liberal Leaning American Prospect blog expected would “school” constitutional scholar and Berkeley Law Professor John Yoo, on a subject on which Yoo wrote the definitive brief.
And he can make raging boner jokes at the same time.